Title: Girls upgrading their PC

Message: How do you think about this offer?

Upgrade boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 - Pentium
version

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0,
NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike and World
Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate
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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is and
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour
7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a
very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-
Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have a limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to
improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

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